A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you whip out your Johnson and hose down a homeless person with jizz.
The guy in the beach begging for change got a honolulu high tide from a huge black guy.
a creature from the show Hilda which can be found on Netflix. The tide mouse is a creature that can be created with specific ingredients. once you have the ingredients, find a small pool and the next morning it will appear to you. you use this spell to give a loved one good luck.
quote: idk i forgot the quote ill edit when i remember lol. tide mouse exists in hilda tho
Some DELICIOUS food made by gordon ramsay and eaten all over the world
Man, I really want some Tide pods
Food, or spice used to enhance flavor in foods.
Tide pod's clean out your insides.
A beautiful snack delivered by the Tide Gods. You can eat them, stick em up yo nanny's ass, or simply wash your clothes, it doesn't matter! :D You can find them in the cleaning section of your local grocery store, though, you might get chased down by one of the employees if you're one of those suspicious 17-year-old edgelords!
Guy 1: "Hey dude, wanna eat somethin'? Ma just bought groceries."
Guy 2: "Sure dude.
Guy 1's Mom: "BILLY! DON'T YOU BE EATING THOSE TIDE PODS AGAIN, MOMMY WILL SPANK YOU."