A fork of Rural Dictionary
The greatest friend you will ever have. That loves hard gives all and is great in bed.
John wesley Brown is a champion in the bedroom.
When someone is talking to you and you have no idea what their talking about, but you just can't stop listening because you love listening to them.
"Wesley I have no idea what your talking about, but I love listening to you." That person at the bar last night was "Talking like a Wesley."
"Mayor Wesley is letting the wildlife burn again."
"Yeah, that's part of his conservation policy."
"Conserving what?"
"Shits he gives."
Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.
Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”
Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”
Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)
Corrupt DINO (democrat in name only) who took millions of dollars from the pro-israel (pro-genocide) lobby to primary Cori Bush, who actually supports peace in the Middle East. Of course, with Cori Bush being an ACTUAL democrat, Wesley Bell's campaign is mostly funded by right-wing billionaires and republican MAGA types.
Wesley Bell is so corrupt, I'll be telling everyone I know to vote Cori Bush for congress! Ceasefire now!
Is what happened when James plus ur mom.......also weird, sometimes annoying, crazy 😜 funny, dishonest,, gamers , grounded for life
James Wesley the third
Bumming someone while they roll down a hill
It took a good sprint to catch up with Henry to give him a proper good Wesley barrel in and out the arse as Wesley rolled down the hill with shit flying out his arse but fuck he was Wesley barrelled proper