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your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

by irllylikegirls69 May 03, 2022

Your Mum

A hoe

Person 1. Your Mum is a Hoe.
Person 2. Ok

by DeathSpagett May 26, 2022

your mum

A mother or a mother of a child. The word can be used as an insult on someone typically on your mum or you.

your mum.

Steve: "Hey Jimmy tell me a joke"
Jimmy: "your mum"

And that was the last time we ever saw Jimmy again...

by Senor Ghost November 26, 2021

Your mum

A term used quite openly at a certain car dealership, perfect reply to any profanity used against you! Most of the time it’s lewis’s Mum.

Your such a nob!
Your mum!

by ZR89 July 01, 2018

Your Mum

1.always says 2 minutes when its longer

Your mum: '' ill only be 2 minutes''

by Pie_65 March 27, 2018

Your mum

A woman who like the chutney ferrets and likes to do the Cleveland steamer whilst felching

Your mum

by Bum chutney yeah boi August 19, 2023