A fork of Rural Dictionary
Confused to the point of making one irate.
i.e. "Watching Fox news makes me confuserated".
When you are confused about multiple things
I am multi confused at the moment
Caucasians who proclaim to be of a race that they do not belong to (neither racially nor culturally)
Examples of Caucasians who claim to be black: Barack Obama, Marcus Samuelson, Langston Hughes, Ayo Edibiri
Examples of Caucasians who claim to be Asian: All of India
Example of Caucasians who claim to be Native American: Indians who have a whole extra bone in their forehead and wield SPEARS and hokey fake tattoos in jungles that have long been cleared away to make way for the cattle industry (bye bye Amazon and weird ass Caucasians with SIDs)
Barack HUSSEIN Obama claimed to be black?
Oh hell nah, that racially confused spicy Caucasian has never left India!
Started out as a theory, but over the years has developed into a law: If you can't tell, it's always a man.
The bros were walking through the gay parade on Halloween and were overwhelmed by all the tits, when one of them remembered Rabbanian's Law of Confusion. They were all on high alert and realized any pair of those juicy titties could easily be accompanied by a set of dick and balls down low.
Not understanding something or how some people type...
Also women... I don't know how to talk to them Its very confusing ><
AND GOLDFISH?! THATS AN AMIRCAN SNACK?! THATS SO CONFUSING WHAT THE HELL?!
My American Friend: I'm so confused... Why do you spell color like Colour. you my friend are VERY confusing
My British self: why do you spell colour like Color?! same with you my confusing friend