Country Dictionary

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Foster Gecko

A Foster Gecko is a person who is unemployed and is chronically online.

This guy is a real foster gecko, hope he leaves his room and turns off his computer one day.

by HuevoEggMexican May 31, 2024

kori foster

A handsome guy that will give his girl his all

Kori foster gave me his all but I failed to realize that

by Jake7232 October 23, 2019

Hayley foster

likes a guy named bret and dated a guy named doltan that likes her friend jessica .

"theres hayley foster"
"hi hayley foster"

by im a chicken nugget October 30, 2018

Cosworth Foster

One who is said to waffle

A person who says crazy things that general people wouldn't think of.

That man sounds just like cosworth foster

by Dave Blackberry November 20, 2023

Samantha Foster

Raccoon mammal woman. Specializes in poor service. Foster's are well known to dye their hair to camouflage themselves to blend into their environment. Make a sincere effort to shut boxes, and consume copious amounts of whiskey while not supervised.

Samantha foster is a fucking cheater

by Mike Trineer December 08, 2019

Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. Only to have a revelation one day that she has been the only sacrificing party. Finally, being relieved of his shit when he finds some skank ass ROW maggot to shack up with. Essentially finding his next "forever" home.

Love....Haha, he never loved me, I was just his Foster Wife!

by July 15, 2023

Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. A women finally relieved of the man’s bullshit by some skank ass, part time, raccoon faced ROW HOE, that he bedded down with, ultimately leading to his next forever home.

Love… he never loved me I was just his foster wife!

by Chane Chane August 27, 2023