A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.
Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?
Jolly Ranchers, as they be shaped like batteries.
Do you like battery candy?
When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left
Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.
When two Males are having anal sex the penis is called the "brown battery"
"Did you hear about Kevin and Matt? He was talking about his brown battery. Kevin called Matt the Energizer Bunny!"
To be of very little energy and seemingly useless
Jack “I see that lazy bastard has turned up to work today”
Steve “yea I know! He’s as much use as a Poundland battery”
Battery+Operated+Boyfriend is an object that will buy a woman everything an anything she wants. Otherwise known as "Bob"
"My+Battery+Operated+Boyfriend (Bob) is pretty useful, until he needs new batteries"
Assassin Battery is home to the baddest airborne artillery paratroopers in the world.
Nothing beats hanging out with the boys from Assassin Battery.