A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is wearing Metaphorical pants that make them cranky
Lauren is a Little Miss Cranky Pants.
monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero
my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat
Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.
"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."
When you sit while wearing pants, extra fabric in the crotch forms a fold that resembles a penis.
I need to pull my pants or else I’ll have a pant penis!
October 10th is day where you have consent to pull down your crushes pants.
Guy 1 :I just pantsed my crush
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because it’s national pants your crush day
pink pants are typically worn by a specific irish man, who has a guitar named blue steel. however they haven’t been seen since October 2019.