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When two people come together to watch Netflix, but then take their pants off.

Guy: You wanna come over and watch Netflix?
Girl: Sure, but only if we can Netflix and Pants Off
Guy: Okay

what dream calls badboyhalo in “Minecraft Speedrunner VS 4 Hunters” when he says he doesn’t have pants

“C’MERE NO-PANTS MAN”

The specific pair of pants you only wear on days that you have diarrhea

Those brown sweat pants are my Poo Pants.

An act only babies can not perform. It is the first step into becoming an independent person in today's society.

person 1: hey dude, do you poo pant?
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*

maddy REALLY LOVES keegan’s pants 👖👖😍😍

keegans pants: maddy will you marry me?
maddy: OMG YES OFC!!!

When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.

Paddy-Pants made every head turn at the Mall, we could not tell of they thought he was hot or heard him farting constantly.

To do something, just go for it

“I want to dye my hair”
“Just wet your pants girl!”