A fork of Rural Dictionary
the best band ever created started by Rod Bryan and his brother, but his brother said he was "too good" for the band life.
arkansas is a diesel, engine Asa Hutchinson and Mike Beebe are gasoline, im vegetable oil, im a different way to do things, so come see me and my band Ho-Hum in concert for the last time next week.
Little kid : why did you hurt me?
Fat man : ho ho motherfucker!
A women who will sleep with a skilled trade/ contractor in the hopes of getting extra work done. Then, cuts them loose once the project is done.
Neighbor#1:wow! Cathys house looks amazing! How could she afford all that work! There must have been half a dozen guys working on that day and night!
Neighbor #2: it cost her $1,000, she can’t walk, and she’s knocked up! But, those Ren-ho-vations added $100,000 to the value of her house!
Neighbor #1: yeah, I’m not sure my husband would go for that! But, I’ll see how he feels about getting the porch done!
A controversial holiday greeting suggested by Bloc Québécois to avoid using Bonjour-Hi.
Store employee: "Bonjour-Ho! Comment puis-je vous aider?"
Customer: What did you just call me?