A fork of Rural Dictionary
Little kid : why did you hurt me?
Fat man : ho ho motherfucker!
A women who will sleep with a skilled trade/ contractor in the hopes of getting extra work done. Then, cuts them loose once the project is done.
Neighbor#1:wow! Cathys house looks amazing! How could she afford all that work! There must have been half a dozen guys working on that day and night!
Neighbor #2: it cost her $1,000, she can’t walk, and she’s knocked up! But, those Ren-ho-vations added $100,000 to the value of her house!
Neighbor #1: yeah, I’m not sure my husband would go for that! But, I’ll see how he feels about getting the porch done!
A little, tiny, scrappy dope hit.
Come on man, just give me a little ho-hit... I'll suck your dick.
An old pimp car like the old style drop-top Impalas from gangsta rap videos, all tricked out with hydraulic suspension lifters and fuzzy dice.
"My uncle used to drive a ho-runner"
(40 year old virgin)
HOS stands for ‘Have Our Souls’.
(HOS’ actual meaning is ‘Hands On Shoulders’)
When you need help, you would usually call for SOS services, right? Well, I believe you should start calling HOS services instead of SOS.
Reasons why:
1. HOS sounds very similar to SOS.
2. There is an action that you can perform to attract help:
-This action is where you put your hands on your shoulders and call out for HOS.
3. I don’t know
Always call for HOS instead of SOS!
“Oh no! I’m being kidnapped!” - Kid
“You can’t call for SOS Services now~” - Kidnapper
“If I can’t call SOS Services, I should call HOS!” - Kid
“HOS” (with hands on shoulders) - Kid