A fork of Rural Dictionary
when someone goes out of their way to make a shitty definition
"Hey did you see what I made to mock this guy?"
"Thats a load of dorito balls dumbass"
A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.
Also probably a really painful way to die.
A short way to say a painful suicide
" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."
Those small, triangular flaps of flesh that some unfortunate small breasted women have.
"Yo, check out Christina's thick booty."
"Yeah, but she sporting Dorito flaps up top, that's a hard pass."
Term of endearment for Donald Trump used by a close friend of George Conway and repeated multiple times on Twitter.
Emperor Angry Dorito™ cracks me up too.
When your lady gets a little crusty, aka cool ranch crotch
Went down on my girlfriend but wish I hadn't. She had lady Doritos.