A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your local politician gives you a hand job at a local theater of a Broadway touring show.
Lauren was so impressed with her date that she beetlejuiced in denver while watching Beetlejuice, in Denver.
When a you takes twice the amount of prescribed laxatives and runs through the streets screaming, "I'VE HIT GOLD!" All the while you are violently shitting hot steamy liquid out of your bunghole.
Lil Wayne: Sup foo' , whats going on?
You: Nothing much, I did just Denver Gold Rush my hometown and get arrested for public indecency.
Lil Wayne: Yo, that's frit
What you get after a night of smoking really good weed.
I have a Denver Hangover from that dank kush we smoked last night.
When you throw shit at someones face. Usually for a crappy joke or to get back at somejuan. Preferably a large amount of shit.
I caught my best friend fucking my girlfriend so I Denver Roundhoused him til he puked.
I Denver Roundhoused my lover for taking it up the ass with another guy.
Clyde: Dude, wake up..
Tyrone: What the fuck is that dank smell homie
Clyde: DENVER ROUNDHOUSE !
A small town located in between Waterloo and Waverly. Most of the populace work in other towns, as the "city" has an area of 1 square mile. The population is roughly 1,000. It is home to several sports fields, two restaurants, a bar, and a single cemetery.
I wish I didn't live in Denver, IA. It's so small.
Denver is a boy who is destined to be with a girl starting with A, preferably an Abbey. He falls in love after years of meeting each other even though the girl has been obsessed at first glance.
Girls starting with A and ending in Y are my loves - Denver Nobel
Someone who has incurable Stockholm Syndrome and/or a disturbing lust for self torture.
Everyone please pray that the Denver Broncos Fan may be able to find true peace