Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

i gots my'nz

How black people say "I got my"

I don't need a degree, cause I gots my'nz

by Pizzlej January 15, 2022

i a8nt got no bones

Boneless nibbers ain't got no bones

I got Bonnie's legs i a8nt got no bones

by Mack's shit stan April 29, 2018

look guys i got a new camera

It means when you're dumb enough to try to show a person a g u n and say "look guys i got a new camera" and accidentally kill them

Look guys i got a new camera *gun shot* oh sorry
dumbass

by Básnik May 14, 2021

i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

i got nothing to smile about

your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.

Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!

You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!

by ACunny August 22, 2024

I GOT TO GO PEE

UR FAT

I GOT TO GO PEE BECAUSE U ATE THE CAKE

by sdfdssfdsfdsfd July 03, 2021

Alex | I got a lewd basement

A doggo with a christmas hat that evolved into a chibi dragon, he supplies lolis in his basement, and also has a gambling addiction

"I wonder when "Alex | I got a lewd basement" is gonna supply me the lolis"

by Zann McBumberSnazzle May 19, 2021