A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase used to describe when someone denies something for the sake or arguing or joking, even when it's blatantly true.
Person one: "Man, Mount Everest really is tall in person..." Person two: "No, it isn't. I mean, just look at it!" Person one: "You're looking for fruit in a jello cup, man."
Medium to large breasts making a jiggling motion inside the cover of a sweater.
Hey Gary, check out the sweater jello!
A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
A slang term referring to the act of performing fellatio.
Stacy likes befuddling the jello with her boyfriend.
Verb. Euphemistically referring to the act of fellatio.
She likes befuddling the Jello with her boyfriend. She wouldn't go all the way, but offered to befuddle his Jello.
When you blow a load into belly button and then slurp it out and swallow.
For fun, he would jello shot a girl to show how much he liked her.