A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Mook" means that you're an absolute chad of a person
You're such a Mook.
When one excretes an unfathomable amount of fecal matter or if the Mook as a whole smells equivalent to The
Great Depression or Rosa Parks bus seat, typically very warm in temperature to the point that your anal cavity feels like a small furnace. Mooks can cause you to think you are a Human Keurig. Often refereed to as a Mookie Betts or having a Mookie Betts.
Dan: Kyle, Are you hungover?
Kyle: Yea man i've taken like 3 beer Mooks already this morning from all those Genesee Cream Ales i had.
Zach: What the fuck is that smell ?
Kyle: The Mook man.
something someone does that is done in a homosexual way; Someone that is gay
Yo that kid Langston slapped my ass, he's a mook
Yo get this mook music off, no one wants to listen to 5 seconds of summer
noun. insult meaning to be idiotic or stupid
"you're a mook for not knowing what mook means"