A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are trying to masturbate and your girlfriend, mom, sister, Aunt, etc. walks past and you have to quickly change the website.
Guy 1: Did you see the porn website I emailed you?
Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.
Different colored chili beans that have come from space. They give you the on demand Pressure gape with out eating a bunch of different concoction of foods. It only takes one bean at a time to have a single use of a Pressure gape.
Hey man watch me eat these Intergalactic multi colored chili beans and watch what happens next!
Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)
Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.
When people (usually Coloradoans or New Mexicans) insist or demand that another person be in one or more places simultaneously.
They seriously believe that people from other locations have this gift as they do, and will have a meltdown if you don't comply with this common demand (in their states.)
Not to be confused with multi tasking.
Multi-place means to have yourself in multiple places at once.
Your friend from New Mexico:
"Hey! Come over and have dinner with me."
You: "Sorry. I can't. I'm pulling a 14 hour workday with no breaks."
Your NM friend: "That's ok. Multi-place Come over right now and eat with me or I'm finished associating with you deadbeat from Iowa!"
You: " Please show me how to multi-place".
Or:
Boss one in Denver: "You're working 9-8 next Wednesday at my store, or you're fired!"
You: "I can't. I work 9-8 in Englewood next Wednesday at the other ____ store".
Boss one: "You'd better be at my store or else!"
Boss two: "You'll be working at my store that day and time, or else, New Yorker! Multi-place yourself like everyone else!"
You : (addressing both bosses from same company) "How can I be at your store while I'm at his store? How do I multi-place ? I don't know how to multi-place."
Both bosses : "Hahahaha that's for you to figure out, outsider! Hahahaha!"
Talking with someone in more than 1 way at a time. Like AIM, facebook, texting one person all at the same time.
Me and Kim were multi chatting last night, I have no idea why we didnt just call each other...
A group of the same category hurricanes
There is a multi-cane happening with 4 Category 4 Hurricanes
When you and your mates are at the races and your board shitless so you decided to see who can cum the quickest.
The next race isn't for 30mins wanna have a Race Day Multi