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A magic bottle, meant to spread happiness.
Jim opened his rainbow smuggler, drank the contents and found bliss.
An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once. The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.
Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys. "Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"