Country Dictionary

nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eu means if youre not getting on my terraria server youre dead bitch

Person 1: nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eu
Person 2: ok fine bro im getting on rn
Person 1: yea i got your family in my basement

Lostit-itis is the deasease (or feeling) you get after you "lose it".

"Sarah has been acting weird lately."

"I think she has lostit-itis."

When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick

Yo I drank after him and he gave me Ass-itis so now I have a fever.
Assa-itis- When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick

A girl named katelynn who smells really bad and constantly reads porno books and does get dick down every opportunity she gets.

OH LOOK ITS A LITTLE BITCH ITIS

Severe and unhealthy obsession with anime and waifus. Check with your doctor to make sure YOU dont have kinnie-itis. Its contagious!1!1!1!!!!!!!1!!1!

"Yuki got sent home today!"
"WHAT? how come?"
"She's diagnosed with kinnie-itis, stay away from her!"

When one gets completely inebriated on Busch Latte and feels like shit

"Cody failed to make it into work today, because he has the Busch Sprite-itis."

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.