A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your girlfriend takes up at least 2/3 of the bed and you are unable to move her
You had an Anchor Ass last night!
Someone who is lazy, usually sedentary for long periods of time. Their ass is the anchor preventing their departure
Why don't you get off your anchor ass and go outside
Anchor is someone or something that holds you to the ground when you want to slip away.
He is my anchor, he pulls me through the darkest nights.