A fork of Rural Dictionary
Colby is an absolute pedophile that has no life. Usually lonely, a “Colby” has divorced parents that hate him. Also, a “Colby” might have a huge interest in a sport, but sucks at all of them. Someone like this also hits on any girl that smiles at him.
“Oh man, that guy just got beat up, must be a Colby”.
“Wow, that’s one ugly motherfucker, his name has to be Colby”
This is one smelly mother fucker. He’s the type of person that sweats sitting in class. Not to mention that for whatever reason people named Colby tend to have Mother’s with large breasts. He struggles talking to girls but has no problem talking to boys. Be careful boys, if you have a friend named Colby, he might want to be more than friends.