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a chill guy but he gets upset when someone steps on his shoes too much lol and is obsessed with soccer and basketball. He is also someone who is disliked by old people especially grandmas and eats waaaay too many bananas. Has beef with Noah. Is smart, i guess.
he is a physics genius and did a cube club with the physics teacher and is just so so so amazing. Just kidding (maybe). A neil is someone who is fun to joke around with and agrees with me that boys bathrooms are disgusting. He also needs to talk to a therapist because he got tramautised by a kid named Paul at the urinal. He also doesn't wear shoes inside the house like a good boy.
Neil is one of the most shortest people you will ever meet. He is very Loyal and He will always have your back. He is super Funny and has a great sense of humor. He gets pissed off super easy and its most likely always because someone says something about his girlfriend as he is very protective of his baby girl. This dude makes a great boy freind. If you get a Neil don't let go.
Hey who is that short kid?
Oh! That tree stump? Thats neil!