A fork of Rural Dictionary
what some people say when they are extremely confused about something so obvious, and usually takes less than a day for them to figure it out.
wait, why the fric frac tic tac did you lie about that?
The obsessive need to stare at smart phones, televisions, and computers, to feel 'plugged in' to reality. When in all actuality you're literally tuning out reality. Risking your life driving or walking across the street, while you stare at your smart phone. So recurrent and constant that it is indeed a technology 'Tic' or 'Syndrome'.
Wow that guy's Tech Tic Syndrome got him run over. He was too busy staring at his phone while crossing the street and now he's dead. That girl was so distracted with her Tech Tic Syndrome that she wrecked her car and now she's dead.
This temporary tic disorder manifests itself in everyone, right after smoking a joint. The behavior can be characterized by inattentive communication, staring into empty space and passive aggressiveness. Even their voices sound unsympathetic and their faces display a vibe resembling a drowned corpse.
Disclaimer: All of this can be prevented by just smoking a blunt ;)
Look over there, Yey and Joùl are totally unsympathe tic … again.