A fork of Rural Dictionary
A women who will sleep with a skilled trade/ contractor in the hopes of getting extra work done. Then, cuts them loose once the project is done.
Neighbor#1:wow! Cathys house looks amazing! How could she afford all that work! There must have been half a dozen guys working on that day and night! Neighbor #2: it cost her $1,000, she can’t walk, and she’s knocked up! But, those Ren-ho-vations added $100,000 to the value of her house! Neighbor #1: yeah, I’m not sure my husband would go for that! But, I’ll see how he feels about getting the porch done!
Ren Zhang is a person who went missing, tragic isn’t it? They went to China for all of the summer AND FUCKING ABANDONED ME!!! Ren Zhang’s typically love Vivian Ellis’. It’s in their blood i guess?
“GOD DAMN DO YOU SEE THAT BEAUTIFULLY HANDSOME PERSON OVER THERE???” “YEA ITS REN ZHANG”
National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT
Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass* Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.” Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”