A fork of Rural Dictionary
giant gaging penis, often errect when other males come into its territory. Not to mention the throbbing pain one experiences after not getting grazed by the male touch for a while, one may call this "blue balling". No one can use their shlong unless granted access by the shlong lord ace sanders. Enjoy your shlong, with caution my fellow shlong havers.
"damn, i didn't think ace had such a long shlong"
A long FAT sexy dick that people go cray cray over, very fat and long.
Evie: "WOAH did you his FAT SHLONG?"
Ella: "Yeah! I did omg!"
A descriptive slang pun intended as for dark humor or inappropriate comedy, describing the male penis body part.
Ay girl you tryna get this Shlong Sauce on that thicc ass of yours.
Yo last night Stacy dropped by and I busted Shlong Sauce all in her.