A fork of Rural Dictionary
A night in Sweden is when you and 2 other straight dudes cuddle up to each other in a bed that is too small. DICK TO ASS.
Remember when we had a night in Sweden? That was crazy fr fr.
“ raha charchoal night looks like ed sheeran “
Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night
Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
Not leaving your house/couch for the entirety of the evening.
Brad: You want to hit up the casino?
Laura: No thanks.
Brad: Come on! It's a Friday night!
Laura: I'm having a Bird Box Night and not leaving my house.
When the parent at the party walks in on you while your hooking up and kicks you out of the house. Total cockblock.
Lamar: Did you see James had a Mickey's night yesterday.
Shamichael: Oh shit for real
Lamars: Yea he totally got cockblocked by that Janis' bitches mom.
Getting laid on a late night
Person A: „I cant wait for our laid night“