Country Dictionary

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Getting Her Famous Sweet Potato Pie

Smearing pie filling on a ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with its bill.

I went to Ms. Kay's home for a chance of getting her famous sweet potato pie.

by solipskier April 08, 2019

grassy potato

An enormously over sized, poorly groomed, nut sack ...ripe with fromunder cheese.

Many years ago at a Dead show, I saw some Deadheads' grassy potato while sleeping in a van.

by _theniggafigga_ September 30, 2015

Split The Potato

A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die

He looks very Split The Potato

by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 06, 2022

Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.

“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”

by AhLaVache July 16, 2013

Pot Potato

When a person takes a fat shit and puts it in a pot to simmer on a low heat for at least 18 mins.

“My girl made pot potatoes last night. Shit reeked!”

by Chadsxlpeen September 30, 2022

food thai potatoes

a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.

Guy: PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE FOOD THAI POTATOES!!!

by orangasm February 02, 2020

brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.

"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 16, 2017