A fork of Rural Dictionary
The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.
I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.
A slur for someone of Mongolian descent
Bob: He's a horse Hair motherfucker. Jack: how do you know? Bob: look at his eyes jackass
A hair style of typically long thick hair with perfect curls defined by the CW television show network’s trademark perfect hair on every character, even if they are doing something as unnatural as waking up from a long nights sleep… their hair will still be perfect. (Some examples include all of the main female characters in The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl, etc…)
“Oh my gosh, her hair is so gorgeous!” “Yeah, she totally has, like, CW hair” Also mentioned in Glee — Kurt Hummel to Sebastian Warbler: “I don’t like your CW hair.”
A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.
Tie my hair like Chauntae.
When you notice how great everyone’s haircut and style and can’t stop noticing and commenting.
Bro #1: Dude your hair looks awesome today! Bro #2: I know man you’ve told me already. Are you hair horny or something?
Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.
I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"