A fork of Rural Dictionary
A curse for fat couch potatos.
Men sitting on the couch is such a wheel potato
Smearing pie filling on a ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with its bill.
I went to Ms. Kay's home for a chance of getting her famous sweet potato pie.
An enormously over sized, poorly groomed, nut sack ...ripe with fromunder cheese.
Many years ago at a Dead show, I saw some Deadheads' grassy potato while sleeping in a van.
A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die
He looks very Split The Potato
The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”