A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you come back from getting railed and your hair is super staticky and messed up
Prince: Afterward she had the worst case of rail hair
that wad/ball of hair at the bottom of the tub/sink when you get done doing your own hair.
*gets done doing hair* "Aww man! Look at the size of that hair child in the drain!"
When a individual of the preferred sex sits in the seat behind you in a car and deeply slowly and sexually runs there fingers through your hair
“Hey didn’t you hear? Max was getting hair from Vicky in the Volvo last night after the show. yeah and his boner was extreme”
-“no way, lucky duck.”
The armpit hairs of a very hot and intelligent young man that resemble that of Gandalf the Gray.
"Wowie man, have you seen Ayden's Armpit Hairs? They look just like Gandalf!"
Your red headed friend also known as a kit Kat mother fucker. That won't shut up late at night.
You being a damn cunt hair cataracts
This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.
im gonna twidle my asshole hairs
Adult male hair on the top of the head grown long beyond typical corporate standards during the pandemic and kept while gradually returning to the office.
Did you see Bob's new hybrid hair? It's not easy to notice on the video conference calls, since he pulls it back into a ponytail.