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1. Your fucked, you have no chance at passing.
2. You are very likely to be fired.
3. Shit bout to hit the fan.

Oh, shit Barney is in Charge, we are fucked. RUN

"Barney's house;" verb. Going as a group to a friend's house.

Derived from the term "Barney," meaning "a group of friends.

Variations-

"Barney's Housing;" "Barney's Housed;" "Barney Housable;"

A:"Are you Barney's Housing?"

B: "No, sucks. I've got an essay, so I'm not really Barney's Housable."

A: "Do it there?"

B: "Last time I Barney's Housed when I had an essay it didn't get done!"

A: "Gay, do pull a Ross then!"

B: "Meh."

A man who can't score goals and is terrible at spelling for example...

Oh my god look at this veiw it's almost as good as that open goal I missed the other day, said Barney Burton

Barney Burton is a person who can't score goals for shit and his spelling is terrible

Oh my good look at this veiw it's almost as good as the open goal I missed yesterday, Barney Burton said

A Twat so inflamed it's Purple like barney.. Usually has a huge labia

"hey guys have you seen Mel's pussy? It's Purple, looks like a Barney Twat.

When an insect flies too low over a bonfire and burns up in the sky.

Person 1: I love this amazing bonfire!
Person 2: Hey, I just saw a flaming barney over there!

so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)

oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!