A fork of Rural Dictionary
When something bad/annoying happens say “rip in the chap”
“Hey sorry I cannot come anymore”
“Oof Rip in the chap”
When something bad or not planned happens you say “rip in the chap” Yes with a p, because p’s are better
“Sorry I can’t come today”
“Oof rip in the chap”
When you're really extra cold on the point of freezing, you would say this phrase.
"Aww man I'm Mega Chaps!"
(1) A chapstick dap with friends.
(2) put our butts together and end this funky feud.
“Hey gimme a chap dap.”
“Have you ever done a chap dap with another person?”
A know-it-all with the ability to be conversational. The ability, by itself, can also be referred to as Chap GPT. Term attempts to be gender-neutral, like 'dude', can't always control perception
Bake: What matters more, the process or the results?
Cake: See, I'm pro-results. Hear me out, so life teaches you that you can't depend on results because they're not a reliable source to direct your sense of trust or direction within the universe, but you also can't live hungry and foolish. So, it depends on circumstances, nuance-dabba-doo; but I like results, what about you?
Cake: Why are you Chap GPT ing?
Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.
Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!