Country Dictionary

Micah is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He’s smart, insane, and kind. When you’re around him, your face will light up like the sun. He will make you laugh like you’ve never laughed before. Micah is the guy who is shy in one place but totally outgoing in another. You don’t like him at first, but when you get to know him, you will fall into a love like no other with him. If a Micah likes or even loves you, hold on tight and consider yourself the luckiest person in the universe.

You:OMG MICAH’S COMING OVER HERE! IS MY HAIR ALRIGHT DO I LOOK OK TELL ME!!!!!!!!!
Your Friend:Girl, chill, but he’s walking towards you.
You:(Sweats profusely)

The most annoying, hated man on planet earth. He thinks he gets bitches but doesnt and does not realize he has no friends.

"Did you see Micah trying to talk to Chloe. What a Moron."

he fucked your mom

dude his name is micah watch out

my boyfriend.

:0 :Omg is that micah
;-; : yea bitch that’s MY boyfriend

A goddamn RAT!
He betrays and backstabs you the moment you look away. Hell, even if you look him straight in the face.

Micah's the rat, Dutch. Not Molly, Dutch, him. HIM!

Stupid monkey that likes to eat pizza, chicken, and koolaid. He can't do a math problem to save his life. And wants to be a football player but is to fat to do so.

Get that micah out of here: that pizza eating micah faggot

Micah Means a humble man off God that's in the Bible and he's also a funny person to be around and Sometimes doesn't care about who's around him and will say the most out of pocket and down bad things but once you get to know him he's not that bad.

-Micah should be a comedian

-this man retarded

-your not funny (go to hell)