A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best cousin ever! So sweet and caring and will never let you down. Funny, athletic, pretty, aggressive, and tall. She is the best friend you could ever ask for. She is so selfless and the best person to hang around.
Me : oh my gosh that girl is so nice, she must be a Piper
me, but the name suckssssss. could also be a name for someone in a piping job??? idk
girl 1: hey, its a piper!
man: my name is john!
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girl 1: hey piper!
piper: hey!
Piper, also known as harry styles wife. the guy who used to be in a boyband that wears sweaters and sparkly boots and really high pants. She is also very much in love with harry’s ex band mates. The hottest woman to exist besides bella hadid. DID I MENTION SHES MARRIED TO MR.STYLES?!?
Harry: that’s the love of my life!!! the woman i’ll never leave ever! My beloved wife Piper!!