A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.
Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!" Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!" Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."
Mouth Burglar n. A person who steals a thought or idea, soon after it's initially said by someone else, and make it your own. Mouth Burgle v. The act of stealing a thought or idea. Most commonly used in the past tense.
n. You fucking mouth burglar, that was my idea! v. That summumabitch stole my idea. I've been mouth burgled!
The process of stealing someone’s plants
“Yuh wan kno the English word for this?! BURGLARIZATION!”