A fork of Rural Dictionary
A derogatory term for a female’s genital area suggesting that it smells and is moist and dirty.
I heard Donna’s got a moldy pond.
Sometimes when you boot up gm_construct, the pond will be infinite.
Just a fun fact.
Don't go too deep.
person 1: have you encountered pond abyss in gm_construct??
person 2: yeah dude i saw the monster
person 1: what monster
The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!
Let's go.
Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.
A hillbilly, redneck or country hick meaning of a concrete swimming pool or oversized fountain.
Woo weee, see dat girl swimming in the lil ol concrete pond.
A place where the girls talk exactly like the stereotypical way and the boys are only interested in Fortnite and sports, and walks right out of class to the bathroom for no "reason".
"Like, ohmagahd, she acts like a Spofford Pond Schooler!
A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"