Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

wade wood

frat ya

1: "Are you really going to brush your teeth with a lit cigarette?"

2: "yea I'm just gonna pull a wade wood"

by dickleweed January 22, 2014

owen wade

Absolutely fuckin legend. Everybody loves him (especially fat chicks) however he’s quite gay kr camp. Loves a good fucking but most think he’s a rapist and an insest.

Omg Rob just touched that boy, he’s such an Owen wade...

by marc xx July 10, 2018

Jedd Wade

Some faggot who is blatently racist on every level. He is a favourite of the TV series "sons of anarchy". His preferred sexual position is the men.

Colin: Have u seen Jedd Wade?
Blob: No
Colin: oh no, the black are gunna die

by Blxbbers November 25, 2021

steve wade

Steve embodies an intriguing blend of arrogance and prima-donna behavior, exuding an unwavering belief in his intellectual superiority and an exaggerated sense of busyness. Despite his self-proclaimed brilliance, a closer examination reveals a significant incongruence between perception and reality. In truth, Steve's contributions to work are disproportionately meager, and his sense of purpose appears thinly veiled by a facade of self-importance. This paradoxical combination paints a portrait of an individual whose self-perception diverges markedly from the observable impact of his efforts, prompting reflection on the authenticity of his claimed intelligence and busyness.

In the office, Steve Wade's grandiose claims of unparalleled intelligence and perpetual busyness often ring hollow, as colleagues observe a conspicuous misalignment between his self-perception and the tangible impact of his meager contributions to work and purpose.

by RockHard420 December 12, 2023

John Wade

The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.

Person 1: Look at that handsome man over there!

Person 2. He must be a John Wade.

by Guitarjo April 30, 2022

Asha Wade

Asha wade is a phrase used to refer to a massive cock and dark nuts

Wow that man is one asha wade

by Jonton ontavious April 15, 2023