A fork of Rural Dictionary
A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.
Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive" Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"
A group of people, particularly women having a good time together bonding.
Omg Jennifer, I just love va-jiving with you and the girls. It’s been a long week at work and I just need a night to va-jive with the girls at the pub
Jive Ass Jegg is the most jive human being alive The moment he shows up a disco ball reveals itself from the ceiling and Staying Alive by the BeeGees starts playing.
Damn, is that Jive Ass Jegg? Wish I was that jive, Dude is a whole party.
An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.
"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!
Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.
Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight? Bro 2: Yeah sur- (Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants".... Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton- (Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look"..... Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot. Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what? Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec- (Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK". Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?