A fork of Rural Dictionary
The smartest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. Very sociable and loves making new friends. He Is friends with everyone. Is very keen at reading the room. Usually follows the rules but isn't afraid to break them. Let this not fool you as in the inside he secretly plans to rule the world.
"Hey, Dave, did you invite Neil? He's so chill. "
Dave: "All Hail The Coming Of The Destroyer."
"Wtf Dave?"
Intense, curved spine sex offender. Prolific around vulnerable women and children. Loves the phys.
How gay is Neil!!
Big fan of Marvel. He will beat your ass in any Marvel quiz that ever exists. He would also be very kind as to buy you whatever you ask for. Get yourself a Neil for only $5.
Neil: Bro
Bro: Why bro?
Neil: Hola como estas?
Bro: Muy bien.
Neil is one of the best boys on the planet , hes caring , respects women , is nice to everyone. He cares a lot about his friends and would lay down his life for any of them. Neil loves all animals and will protect them at any cost. If you come across a Neil you should never let him go. The best kind of Neils are the queer ones.If you life a Neil he is not going to let you out of his life ever.