Country Dictionary

ur mum

person1: *insert awkward question or conversation*

person2: “ur mum”

a comeback to use to get people away from you

"what are you eating"
"Ur Mum

gamer talk for a hot woman

yo, onichan. ur mum is soooo hot

Athena was our silkie. When we found out he was a rooster cuz he cockadoodledood in the morning, we had to take him to the farm. He was really mad now! He had to leave his girlfriend Chu bear and his friends. He was a pathetic flapper and flyer and his face looked like a smiley face cuz of her big poof on her head. She was made up of five poofs: her head, body, tail, and feet.

Athena is a rooster??
Look its treen treen in ur flection

this is a very powerful saying
use at your own RISK!!!
It works the best on girls without a father who have an older brother
It means your brother is gay

me: ur bro gay lol
fatherless girl: I know

what u say when jonty speaks or says anything

“Hey can we go back to mine”
“nah ur alright”

The worst insult of all time.

Bob: You're mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Bob: Your granny tranny
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Bob: Your brother a mother
Steve: Your niece obese
Bob: Your family tree LGBT
Steve: Don't make me do it.
Bob: Do it!
Steve: Your cousin be fussin
(Bob then explodes, barely leaving Steve alive)