A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.
Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"
"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
someone who deals more drugs than they should
"Bruce Jenner is a crack plugger."
When you think you overdosed on crack but you wake up and realize you were really just asleep.
“I can’t today because I’m going straight home to take a crack nap”
A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,
Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,
Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.
Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.
hey bro wanna do some crack
no man i got the good shit i got cheese crack
oh fuck yeah also i have 3 buttocks
When you get little to no sleep and thus are super hyper/weirdly energetic as a result as if you are on crack.
Person 1: HEYYYY I GO ZERO SLEEP LAST NIGHT YEET!
Person 2: Someone's on sleep crack
The state of recovery after a long weekend of gay bars and unlocked doors, and pool
parties.
I am a total Crack taco after Palm Springs Pride.