Country Dictionary

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were gonna take a nap

When you have to many damn kids in the house and you wanna have crazy nasty sex with your man

Kids were gonna take a nap

by MsMiraya February 13, 2018

Taking it to go

The act of taking it in one's bottom.

He's taking it to go.

We take it to go

she took it to go.

by Squidders August 15, 2014

hasan take

a surface level take without nuance about intense subject matter.

Popularized by Twitch streamer Just Chatting

TwitchChatter1: Wow @Streamer that is completely wrong from what i-is actually happening. I-I-If you look at what people are actually saying you'd see the issue.
TwitchChatter2: @TwitchChatter1 that's such a hasan take bro.

by Ad Friends December 04, 2022

Take it back on they asses

When you want to express you love for older music (ie: The Beatles,The Rolling Stones)but doing so using black slang.

Yo man, Is dis tha beatles? Ah man! Dis shit be real cause we gon to Take it back on they asses.

by Cooter pants March 10, 2007

taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

by ferdii6069 April 23, 2016

taking inven

taking inventory
managing ones inventory

im taking inven

by EnderSand June 08, 2024

Taking a 'Shelly'

Being on the work place receiving end of a recreation of the 1990s Tango orange man from the sombrero wearing fuck wit in the office

"11am Tina sent that bloody email and he's just ignored it, now I'm the one taking a 'Shelly'"

by Laid Back Larry July 22, 2022