Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Butt Crack Birdseed

This is when you are having intercourse in the kitchen and one of you sits on the counter during the act resulting in crumbs sticking to your butt

Me and the hubs went at it in the kitchen and I left with so much butt crack birdseed

by OuttaControlJoel October 29, 2019

crack jew

crack made by jews oh yeah mr krabs

nigger etas some shit ans then he somkes some crack jew

by Pussylover696969 August 08, 2017

Crack Worm

When your computer crashes due to a virus, spyware, or because your pc was hacked.

"Damn! My computers shot. I must have a crack worm "Dude, i downloaded that song and got a crack worm instead"

by Sbot April 10, 2010

Mask-Crack

When one wears their mask in much the same way a plumber wears his jeans so that the mask is below the nose.

Too many people are wearing their mask the way that teenagers wear their jeans, I'm seeing too much mask-crack.

by Mickeydee23 October 01, 2020

rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road

I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

by Murdey August 02, 2024

Cracking a dingle

Getting a score of 50 mil or more on A pinball game or machine while high or really tired

He was cracking a dingle last night bro

by Eye hedgehog August 17, 2022

Sour crack kid

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.

“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”

by Juicekaboos February 02, 2019