A fork of Rural Dictionary
to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
mother: I don't see the point of celebrating St Valentines any longer; your father din't get me anything this year. teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre. mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
When you want to cover up the truth by saying things that don't really make sense. Haze is like fog, makes it hard for them to see what's really going on.
"Yeah I didn't want to tell them what happened, so I just started throwing haze and they let it go"
the most beautiful line ever written
“taylor swift is shit” - npc “somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed” - a god “nevermind”
In the popular “Life Series”, a player will have different objectives based on their lives. When on red life (the last), that person will commonly experience a sort of desperate bloodthirsty urge for chaos, destruction, and victory. Red Haze describes the -trance- a person is put in, making their actions unreliable and out of hand.
Grian: Joel literally has two hours left, and with the bad boys disbanded, he has been consumed by the red haze! Joel: MWAHAHGAHHA, DIE DIE DIE. DONT YOU DARE RUN AWAY I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
Drink a hazy ipa. Shit on a friend's belly button. put an m-80 in the shit pile. light it. run away and enjoy.
Try a Haze bomb, you'll love it!