A fork of Rural Dictionary
In reference to the song ultraviolence by Lana del Rey in essence when a man is so fine you want him to hit you " he hit me and it felt like a kiss" usually used my masochist and or whisper girlies
Tommy is so fucking hot I'd let him ultraviolence me idc
How your Amazon echo will respond if you insult it, swear at it or ask opinions on politics.
Me: Echo, do you think Donald Trump is an idiot?
Echo: I'd rather not answer that
Me:Echo, you're a cheesehead
Echo: I'd rather not answer that.
Me: Echo, fuck off you fucking bastard bitch.
Echo: I'd rather not answer that.
I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still
I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still
When something is such a good deal or idea that you would gladly take it at any time
Them: $500 a month utilities and internet are included
You: I'd do that all day!
Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something
ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄
Da reply dat you'd give when asked if you'd like to be da one to play a musical selection on da harmonica.
Da local choirmaster asked me if I'd like to perform a Johnny Puleo selection for da community concert on Saturday, and I told him dat I'd be hohnered to so do!