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Ralph

A not so attractive person. He will know a lot of personal info about you before you meet him. Which is weird. Maybe his girlfriend Ed gave him the information, or his side dude Vanessa. Ed lived at home rent free until the age of 48 or so, he's really had it rough.

Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.

Ralph is evil.

by Narchunter1 February 10, 2025

Ralph

An adorable giraffe possessing illegal levels of sweetness.

Eyo what dat Ralph doin'?

by November 23, 2021

Ralph

The most chill guy you will ever meet. Kind of awkward sometimes but turns out to be the best friend and one can have.
Has the worlds biggest BICEP peaks known the man

Ralph’s biceps are huge

by Legit162663 November 23, 2021

Ralph

Ralph is a person who gets the ugliest bitches in the world and is hella gay

"Man you're chick is hella ugly, you're such a Ralph"

by Mac_Cooper74 March 24, 2020

Ralph

A hot, friendly & funny guy who is always there for you when you need him most. He will always have your back and is overall a great friend.

Guy 1:Man, it's so boring my g...
Guy2: ik I wish Ralph were here rn

Ralph:Hey errybody!
Guy 1&2: RALPH!

by xXKaWaIiKoAlAXx November 04, 2020

Ralph

"To Ralph" is to provide a useless gesture.

I just attempted to put something right and ended up doing a Ralph.

by UnderRough September 24, 2019

Ralph

The best person to ever exist. Also used in a saying to show how impressive and cool someone is

He's such a Ralph

by thedodgerisartful March 10, 2022