A fork of Rural Dictionary
A not so attractive person. He will know a lot of personal info about you before you meet him. Which is weird. Maybe his girlfriend Ed gave him the information, or his side dude Vanessa. Ed lived at home rent free until the age of 48 or so, he's really had it rough.
Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.
Ralph is evil.
Ralph is a person who gets the ugliest bitches in the world and is hella gay
"Man you're chick is hella ugly, you're such a Ralph"
A hot, friendly & funny guy who is always there for you when you need him most. He will always have your back and is overall a great friend.
Guy 1:Man, it's so boring my g...
Guy2: ik I wish Ralph were here rn
Ralph:Hey errybody!
Guy 1&2: RALPH!
The best person to ever exist. Also used in a saying to show how impressive and cool someone is
He's such a Ralph