A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl sucks in while sucking a dick.
My girlfriend just vacuumed me.
The Merlin vacuum engine on the falcon 9 said eek I must not be late and shines bright in space
A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.
Laura is such a positivity vacuum.
A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.
Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!
The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.
bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hey guys. good weekend?
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[email protected]: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)
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[email protected]: hellooooooo? anyone out there?
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[email protected]: pah. stupid banter vacuum.
the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.
"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."