A fork of Rural Dictionary
an act where you pretend to be unaware of the presence of a certain person you claim to be cool with, it's a forbidden art passed down by the great Freddy Thompson himself that has been put into practice by the great fiends of Salinas, California. The stronger the ego the stronger the Freddy Thompson will be regardless of the distance between the Freddy Thompson and the Freddy Thompson'd.
Uriel: oh look it's Natasha
Natasha: *activates the Freddy Thompson by walking right by him not acknowledging his existence whatsoever*
Uriel: Big 'Ol Freddy Thompson!!!
Ugly fat bitch that is so fat and dirty she can’t get her own boyfriend so she goes after Poppy’s boyfriends even though no boy would even look twice at her she’s an absolute state. Has loads of std’s as well.
Millie Thompson is a fat fuck.
she is a big fat slapper who flashes her tits on instagram live to loads of people
Ur almost as hot as reid but not quite Reid is hot Josie miles Thompson is not
A gray sweatshirt, coupled with a pair of gray sweatpants, worn in conjuntion with white tube socks, bunched up at the ankle, and some dirty tennis shoes. This gray sweatsuit is suitbable attire for any events, and is extremely comfortable. Great accessories for this "tux" include firy red hair and a standard issue Loras laptop case, stuffed to the brim with workout clothes and a hodge podge of papers.
"hey buddy, you rockin' the Thompson Tuxedo?"
"wait... what?"
"Yeah man, look, your wearing a gray sweatsuit"
" aw shit... yer right, ill go change"
Xavier Thompson’s are pretty sick people but they’re scared of cricket balls when facing fast bowlers but there alright at cricket.
Teacher: Hey Xavier Thompson can you come and bat?
Xavier Thompson: No I’m to scared
Teacher: Bur you’re good
Xavier Thompson: Bats and scores 50
The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.