A fork of Rural Dictionary
Brother of dany arias but this one has a computer and can play whatever he wants
Big tall ass nigga that will beat yo ass In 1 flick,trust me I know that my boy dude brother man
Darien:Ayo you heard José Miguel argueta Rodriguez that kids ass
Hermes:nah I haven’t heard of that
Divine:did you record it
A Mexican typically known for knocking out straight white males, a Miguel Salamanca is also a Ro-Cartel cocaine addict.
I feel like snorting a line of coke today and assaulting a homeless white male, especially one called Jacob, I feel so Miguel Salamanca.
Most perfect guy in the world. He is calm and has the sweeter soul ever, although he is very hot too.
"He is soooooo perfect, what's his name? Oh, Alan Miguel? That explains a lot."
Messing up in an easy but clutch moment.
At mini-golf: your ball was 2 inches from the hole, how could you miss?! Way to Miguel it!