A fork of Rural Dictionary
Colby is and amazing person who has a 9 inch penis and who loves his girlfriend or crush and once he has found the girl he will know by how he acts and is around her Colby is a caring person and likes to hang out with people and is funny and he might like the e r or something and he likes it out side
A pale guy that burns grilled cheese and favors dangerous head in Detroit
Don't pull a Colby and drive to Detroit to get with a stranger
Some middle aged kid who usually gets called Coltin as he sits in the corner of his room playing fornite all day.
Hey Colby, get a life.
Colby is a name of a jerk often friends with Kyle so fuck Kyle and worse most likely a chad why CHAD
Colby is friends with chad
That stupid mother fucker
Colby is a sweet and kind guy! Family or not he cares for you in anyway he can! He’s a little chunky but with time and effort can buff out NICELY. He has brown hair and a handsome smile that can light up a room. His laugh is contagious and he would give the clothes off his back for someone who needed it. He’s one of those people who role down their windows to give homeless people money rather than lock their doors. He is a mamas boy and treats his mother like a queen. And if you are his girlfriend you won’t be opening a door or paying for dinner for the rest of your life, because he only dates for marriage and you are probably the one. He can be a bit of a nerd, was probably into a club hardcore in high school or was in band or in orchestra. He is very smart and has an incredible work ethic and drive to be his best for himself and his loved ones. He really likes Star Wars and marvel and he probably still watched cartoons even tho he is an adult. There are times when he gets really sad and it’s for no specific reason. He just needs some affirmation. He can be a little flaky sometimes, but only because he is really busy working and being a boss at it. he is a social butterfly and can talk to anyone about anything and comes across as flirt to girls but he is actually just being nice. He is one of those clueless boys.
Hey do you know Colby? He’s dating Amelia! She is so lucky.
This is a call out post. If you are called a Colbies you must rethink your life choices. Maybe you fucked up... maybe you fucked my mum. Okay, sure, you did fuck my mum, twice now. I'm really fucking disturbed because i heard you from the next room. I'm gonna cry and piss if you do this again Colby. Please, I'm begging you. Stop fucking my mum.
Me: God, kids these days. Such Colbies.
My mum: Okay