A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sexy, Handsome and cute man man who gets all the lady’s. He deserves the world and lots of attention. Has a really nice personality. Can be a bit of an idiot at times. He is one of the kindreds and sweetest freinds you will ever have so please appreciate him. Everyone loves him and it’s impossible to hate him.
“I love louie he's so sexy and he’s so kind!”
Louies are really kind and will back you up he will also listen to you problems in a situation,they can be funny at times and even be annoyed at times but without a freind like louie you wouldn't know what to do in your life.
Person 1: You know louie over there
Person 2: Yeh
Person 3: he is my best buddy
Absolute massive chad, largest penis to ever exist, can kill any dosser with one look.
"Did you see Louie the other day"
*is dead*
"I guess you did"
Louie is a sexy super cool guy with the biggest balls you will ever see.
p1: hey louie
Louie: hey sexy ;)
p1: omg im litteraly dead because that was so hot
easily mistaken for an grunt member of the mafia or an Irish judge on the X-factor UK, louie’s are often very miss understood people, louie’s are known be me strong in mind android have more drive and determined Than most, once their mind is set on something it is impossible for them to be pulled away.
regardless of size or stature, louie’s are often referred to as a “dark temptation”, many will often find louie’s attractive either physically or mentally, however louie’s unintentionally intimidate people sexually leaving most to ponder what it would be like with a louie, alas statistically due to this louie’s are among the most single of men on planet earth.
Often only really approached and called upon when someone wants something from them, the world tends to forget about Louie’s but in truth the world would ultimately fall apart without them.
Strangers : “Is that you Louie? You look really good!”
Louie’s : “thanks, what is it you want from me?”
Strangers : “oh.. yeah no I uh, I just wanted to ask for a ride somewhere to be honest, can you drop me to my friend ollie’s house?”
Louie’s “A’ite yeah no so you just pop up and ask for a lift after airing me for 2 weeks? I’m good, Ubers a thing though”